PuppyDuck.

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn, via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres, via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

image

(via cumber-bitches)

queerteddy:

idk sometimes i just get really emotional about harry potter

(via thiscrazyworldwelivein)

People: Aren't you going a bit overboard?

Me: *surrounded by pumpkins and candles and sweaters* Idk what you mean?

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

(Source: twirpy, via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

(Source: shewolfofengland, via ughbenedict)

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

(via eggmayonaise)

opraah:

i really only look good in one lighting, complete darkness

(via eggmayonaise)